Code Dump: SCP Through Two Hosts
scp -o 'ProxyCommand ssh user1@host1 nc %h %p' user2@host2:path/to/file  
Code Dump: Get all AD User logon scripts
get-aduser -filter * -properties scriptname|ft name, scriptname  
Code Dump: Format Autopsy Results
cat timeline.txt | while read line;  
        if [[ $(echo $line | egrep "[A-Z][a-z]+ [A-Z][a-z]+ [0-9]+ [0-9]+ [0-9]+:[0-9]+:[0-9]+" | wc -l) -gt 0 ]]
                DATE=$(echo $line| sed "s/\([A-Z][a-z]* [A-Z][a-z]* [0-9]* [0-9]* [0-9]*:[0-9]*:[0-9]*\).*/\1/" )
                echo $line >> timelinefixed.txt
Code Dump: ResetSymantecEPpass.bat
@echo off
set CATALINA_HOME=%CD%..\tomcat  
set JRE_HOME=%CD%..\jre  
“%JRE_HOME%\bin\java.exe” -Xms64m -Xmx256m -XX:MinHeapFreeRatio=30 -XX:MaxHeapFreeRatio=40 
-classpath “%CD%..\bin\inst.jar;%CD%..\bin\inst-res.jar” -Dcatalina.home=“%CATALINA_HOME%” 
-Djava.library.path=“%CATALINA_HOME%\bin;%CATALINA_HOME%..\ASA\win32” com.
Antivirus is dead

I've not really used any AV for the last decade. If I think I might have something, I'll install Malware Bytes just long enough to do a scan and then uninstall it. But after the recent horrific bug found in every single version of Symantec AV, I think it's safe

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Messin with Patrick: Twitter


Why I'm stopping Soylent


I was fascinated with Soylent when I first heard about it. I missed the boat on the kickstarter, but was one of the first to preorder when they became available. I quickly grew frustrated as months went past, and every promised shipping date came and went due to more

My Rules for Life
  1. Wear Comfortable Shoes
  2. Never Turn Down a Free Meal
  3. Don't trust anyone who would use the term sheep. They are an idiot and cannot think for themselves, ironically.
  4. It will take twice as long as you think.
Messin With Patrick: The People At Apparatus

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